Friday October 26th 2018 - Day 2598 - Record lows for a stupid cunt
My previous two blog entries have attracted the least number of views since Day 165 of FTM; which was back in February 2012 - I am the forgotten man of the Morrissey blogging world.... never mind, I shall carry on regardless.
I am pleased to report that Morrissey (as @flightdawnmist) returned to The Wrong Arms yesterday, and shared a few poetic tweets. Here they are, with the time of posting:
3.29pm (7.29am LA time.... although I have no idea if M is actually in La!): "Stutter in the gutter. Mutter something to set my heart aflutter."
1.53am this morning (7.53pm LA time.... although I have no idea if.... oh, I've already done that bit!): "Spared. Paired. Aired. The release never shared."
1.54am (7.54pm LA time): "Ends are the end. Good shuteye. Forever."
1.57am (7.57pm LA time): "Remorseful is to be forceful. Vacant to be vagrant. Only death and slime."
I replied to the first of Dawn's tweets with the customary greeting I always give Morrissey when he has been absent for a while: "Your back". It is a long running joke aimed at the numerous number of people on Twitter (and many other mediums) who write the word 'your' instead of the correct, 'you're'. Morrissey usually replies, "What about my back", but yesterday I received no response from Dawn, although I did get a rather charming response from Broken (@BrokenDeviant), who tweeted, "No, you're imagining things you stupid cunt."
There was nothing more from either Dawn or Broken.
Yesterday evening I was trawling through the Twitter archives, and although the original MorrisseysWorld account is long gone, I found an account called @Jeane_Morrissey, which back in Sept/Oct 2011 had re-posted some of the MW tweets. As these were before I had discovered MorrisseysWorld, I have never published the tweets on FTM, so although seven years late, here they are:
"I'm fenced-in by self doubt and fenced-out by self-lothing; the grass is always greyer on the other side."
"An artist cannot truly be a socialist, for he would sooner live in destitute poverty than endure mediocrity" (Ed - is this a Wilde quote?)
"Despite his having waved a broom handle at me, I welcome @BoyGeorge with open legs. No more celebrities, though. Only Boy."
(Ed - Did Boy George actually wave a broom handle at Morrissey? Is this a fact? Is it a euphemism?)
"I'm absolutely thrilled to have Boy as my token celebrity follower."
BOY GEORGE WITH A BROOM
In other news, singer Sin�ad O'Connor has converted to Islam, and has changed her name to Shuhada' Davitt. It seems bizarre that Sin�ad, sorry, Shuhada' would join an ideology which treats women as second class citizens, but unfortunately it would seem that she has well and truly lost the plot..... or is it actually a great career move, as, after all, there are 1.8 billion Muslims in the world - a whole new audience.... now there's a thought..... Mohammed Mozziah! It could work! Lots of new countries for Moz to play in and lots of new concert halls. Hmm...
SHUHADA' DAVITT
MOHAMMED MOZZIAH - PICTURE COURTESY OF MORRISSEYSWORLD... AND PREVIOUSLY USED BY ME ON DAY 2312
Morrissey returns to the stage on Wednesday of next week, and also has concerts on the Thursday and Saturday. I am going away for a few days from Wednesday, so won't be able to blog about the concerts until Sunday at the earliest. Will there be roses? Will Trouble Love us? Time, as ever....
I am pleased to report that Morrissey (as @flightdawnmist) returned to The Wrong Arms yesterday, and shared a few poetic tweets. Here they are, with the time of posting:
3.29pm (7.29am LA time.... although I have no idea if M is actually in La!): "Stutter in the gutter. Mutter something to set my heart aflutter."
1.53am this morning (7.53pm LA time.... although I have no idea if.... oh, I've already done that bit!): "Spared. Paired. Aired. The release never shared."
1.54am (7.54pm LA time): "Ends are the end. Good shuteye. Forever."
1.57am (7.57pm LA time): "Remorseful is to be forceful. Vacant to be vagrant. Only death and slime."
I replied to the first of Dawn's tweets with the customary greeting I always give Morrissey when he has been absent for a while: "Your back". It is a long running joke aimed at the numerous number of people on Twitter (and many other mediums) who write the word 'your' instead of the correct, 'you're'. Morrissey usually replies, "What about my back", but yesterday I received no response from Dawn, although I did get a rather charming response from Broken (@BrokenDeviant), who tweeted, "No, you're imagining things you stupid cunt."
There was nothing more from either Dawn or Broken.
Yesterday evening I was trawling through the Twitter archives, and although the original MorrisseysWorld account is long gone, I found an account called @Jeane_Morrissey, which back in Sept/Oct 2011 had re-posted some of the MW tweets. As these were before I had discovered MorrisseysWorld, I have never published the tweets on FTM, so although seven years late, here they are:
"I'm fenced-in by self doubt and fenced-out by self-lothing; the grass is always greyer on the other side."
"An artist cannot truly be a socialist, for he would sooner live in destitute poverty than endure mediocrity" (Ed - is this a Wilde quote?)
"Despite his having waved a broom handle at me, I welcome @BoyGeorge with open legs. No more celebrities, though. Only Boy."
(Ed - Did Boy George actually wave a broom handle at Morrissey? Is this a fact? Is it a euphemism?)
"I'm absolutely thrilled to have Boy as my token celebrity follower."
BOY GEORGE WITH A BROOM
In other news, singer Sin�ad O'Connor has converted to Islam, and has changed her name to Shuhada' Davitt. It seems bizarre that Sin�ad, sorry, Shuhada' would join an ideology which treats women as second class citizens, but unfortunately it would seem that she has well and truly lost the plot..... or is it actually a great career move, as, after all, there are 1.8 billion Muslims in the world - a whole new audience.... now there's a thought..... Mohammed Mozziah! It could work! Lots of new countries for Moz to play in and lots of new concert halls. Hmm...
SHUHADA' DAVITT
MOHAMMED MOZZIAH - PICTURE COURTESY OF MORRISSEYSWORLD... AND PREVIOUSLY USED BY ME ON DAY 2312
Morrissey returns to the stage on Wednesday of next week, and also has concerts on the Thursday and Saturday. I am going away for a few days from Wednesday, so won't be able to blog about the concerts until Sunday at the earliest. Will there be roses? Will Trouble Love us? Time, as ever....
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