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There was excitement in The Wrong Arms on Thursday afternoon following the appearance of Morrissey (as @Alfsbutton) who announced, "Parody in progress. Setting - Morrissey Mansions. Currently in attendance: The Seminal Artiste, Boz, Bracewell. More attendees expected. TheRatsBack was not invited but arrived nonetheless." The tweet was 'liked/favourited/love hearted' by 20 different people, including a number of names that I didn't recognise, so it does make one wonder if there are more people silently observing all these shenanigans than one might have thought. The Alf Twitter account has had a recent swell in it's number of followers, and now totals 130! Fame, fame, fatal parody fame. One of those followers is infamous Moz photographer, Kevin Cummins (@KCMANC) - has Kevin finally realised that there is something in this MorrisseysWorld/Blue Rose nonsense after all? KEVIN CUMMINS Another who has suddenly taken an interest in our story, and is interacting with ...

At 6.10pm yesterday, Morrissey (as Feeble Fed) arrived in The Wrong Arms and invited people to join him in a private room. Only myself, Garrett (@MRLennon__40) and Kev (@MozzaKev) were around, so we grabbed our virtual pints and followed His Mozzness upstairs, to the inner confines of The Arms. What followed next will not go down as the most memorable fourteen minutes of this wonderful journey of ours, although for myself, Garrett and Kev, it was fourteen minutes in the company of Morrissey, and not everyone gets that. Kev enquired after Morrissey's wellbeing and got the reply, "One has mislaid ones glasses, but otherwise plodding along." As to why he had invited us to have an online session with him when he had lost his glasses, goodness only knows. Personally, I have to remove my glasses when I am using my smartphone or tablet, so I was surprised that Morrissey would need his glasses....unless they were reading glasses, in which case he must have had contact lenses in...

I was really quite pleased with my blog entry of yesterday, and I wasn't the only one, with praise coming from the very top - although disappointingly, it transpires that my George Best theory was totally and utterly wrong. Just 15 minutes after I had published yesterday's FTM blog entry  - and before I had even tweeted to let people know that it existed - I received a tweet from Morrissey (as Feeble Fed) which read, "A fully mesmerising blog today" . I was thrilled to receive such praise, and surprised that he had seen it so soon after it was published. Perhaps one of his lackeys has set up a notifications on his smart phone to alert him to any publication that mentions his name, or perhaps he is currently so bored that he was sat on his couch refreshing FTM every ten minutes.....actually, no one could be that bored, but further tweets and conversations throughout the day would reveal that Morrissey was indeed, bored, VERY  bored in fact, but also in good spirits. ...

Late yesterday evening, the Morrissey Central website posted a 'lost' studio track - Blue Dreamers Eyes. It is set to a video made by nephew, Sam using his own film footage - which includes some great previously unseen backstage material. Here are the lyrics: Blue Dreamers Eyes (Morrissey/Boorer) I've done, I've been undone And that's just the way it's gone I've failed and failed Jumped up again and failed again Yet I look at the world through blue dreamers eyes, blue And I wanna go somewhere where nobody knows me I'm scum and I've always been scum And that's just the way it's gone I've failed and failed Jumped up again and failed again Yet I still look for love through blue dreamers eyes, blue And I wanna go somewhere where nobody knows me In a space under stone Where do we go? Nobody knows But when you stand at my grave With your hands on your belly Remember me and see I've only just started to live I've only just started to l...

Yesterday's FTM received hardly any page visits and no one bothered to leave comment - I don't know why I bother, I really don't.  I am currently 'Up North' in the beautiful city of Durham, so while I go off to see the sights, here is an MW classic from 2012 for the few to enjoy. It stars: Paul 'Freeyourself' Blake (the world's only tribute act to the present-day Morrissey.....at least, that's what it says on the Viva Morrissey Facebook Page ) as 'The True Artiste',  Morrissey as 'Our Mozzer' (the fraudster responsible for MorrisseysWorld), and former MorrisseysWorlder, Rosy Mires  as RosyMires (an anagram of Morrissey, which also used to be her Twitter name until she turned her back on Morrissey along with all the other brain dead left-wing Remain voters). Enjoy.   JULY 21 2012 Interview series with Our Mozzer - part II conducted by the true artiste Morrissey with assistance from RosyMires, 15th July 2012 AD, continental Europe Our...

Morrissey (as @Alfsbutton) yesterday paid his first visit to The Wrong Arms since last Sunday, and spent over four hours chatting to us regulars about current affairs - it was just like sitting in a real pub going through the newspapers. Mozzer's stint in The Arms began just after 1.30 pm, when he linked to an article in The London Economic about 'a knife battle among feral teens' which had taken place in broad daylight in Bethnal Green. M added to the link, "England is over. London is dead." I responded by asking Morrissey if he was a regular reader of the London Economic, to which he replied, "One reads what is put in front of one when one wakes up. Apparently Playboy wasn't available." Deborah Bartlett (@bartlettpr) responded to Morrissey's tweet about the knife battle with, "Life is no longer valued or revered", to which Morrissey replied, "Has it ever been? We are born without asking. We are then expected to live without aski...

A couple of new Morrissey interviews have appeared online, but neither give the Guardian anything to use in their 'Hate Morrissey' campaign, so they haven't mentioned them....although no doubt they'll find something, so we'll probably see something hateful in the Observer on Sunday. The first interview is with the Polish version of Esquire , and it's actually quite a nice little interview, with Moz in humorous mood. One such piece of humour is a quote about Viva Hate guitarist, Vini Reilly. Morrissey is asked if he feels that Reilly is unappreciated and replies, "Unappreciated by whom? I'm sure his mother loves him." VINI REILLY'S MOTHER Also in the Esquire interview, Morrissey is asked why anyone who already has all his albums should buy the new compilation, This Is Morrissey , to which he replies, "I look very good on the cover." - it's a valid point! The most revealing thing from the Esquire interview is Morrissey's own fa...