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Yesterday I reported that Morrissey had closed his Alf Button Twitter account, but within minutes of it closing, a new account called @FeebleFedelma opened, which a number of the regulars seem to think might be Our Mozzer in a new guise. There have been many people over the years pretending to be OM, I at present I am reluctant to fully embrace this new account as The Mozziah, although it is certainly funny and there are a number of Morrissey hallmarks, especially the profile photo which is; according to Google Images, a performer from a Parisian Transvestite Cabaret club called, Madame Arthur. FEEBLE FEDELMA Fedelma's opening tweet was: "Good afternoon. I trust I am within the company of the ill-informed?" I asked, "And whom might we be in the company of?", to which FF responded, "I'm never company." Other tweets followed: "I am extremely delicate and frail." "Cultural creator, cultural hater." Feeble Fed returned to The Wrong...

In the absence of Our Moz And in the absence of any tweets I have decided I'm throwing my fists towards, Haslam I should point out that my fists have only been thrown metaphorically, but whilst Our Mozzer has been absent from Twitter I, along with a few other Morrissey fans, have been laying into the journalist/fanzine writer/DJ/ex-Moz fan, Dave 'has been' Haslam , and exposing him for what he really is - a liar and a fraud. The reason so many Morrissey fans have turned on this Haslam wretch is because he has arranged a 'Hope not Hate' disco to coincide with one of Morrissey's Manchester concerts in July, with his idea being that the few dozen  ex  Morrissey fans who now believe Morrissey to be a racist, have somewhere to congregate. However, despite Haslam having dragging up quotes of Morrissey's from nearly thirty years ago in a pathetic attempt to try and back-up his claims that Morrissey is racist, and despite Haslam claiming he hasn't liked Morrisse...

Our Mozzer (as @Alfsbutton) entered The Wrong Arms yesterday evening dressed as Mike Bassett and announced, "As England will be playing football tonight I will be selecting my all time England 11 shortly." Mozzer then added, "This is not in position order." We were then treated to the following: "Number 1) Gary "I'm still 28 really" Lineker. Much like Joyce he never missed an easy target. Also like Joyce he is paid by the bucketload for doing very little and using his name famous decades previously." "Number 2) John "I feel no guilt" Fashanu. For reminding us he was almost as bad at football as he was at being a brother." JOHN FASHANU - SHIT BROTHER "Number 3) Rio "I discovered the alphabet aged 11" Ferdinand. His brain learnt the way to kick a ball and then promptly decided to learn nothing else." "Number 4) Carlton "please don't play me" Palmer. Reminding us that ample legs does not...

I awoke yesterday morning to find that Our Mozzer (as @Alfsbutton) had been posting tweets at 5.30am, which either means he had another very late night, or he had awoken early. Coincidentally, Contradictory Dan (@nothappysad75) had also been tweeting at that time of the morning too - had Morrissey been out on an all night bender with Ricky Gervais, and then the pair of them had arrived home and taken to Twitter? It is a rather far fetched theory about Moz and Ricky both tweeting at 5am, and as Ricky Gervais's official Twitter account sprang to life at 9am yesterday morning, I think it is highly unlikely that he was awake at 5am tweeting as Contradictory Dan, so perhaps it is time for me to drop my theory that Contradictory Dan is Ricky Gervais , but I remain convinced that this Dan fellow is someone 'connected' to Morrissey.....   I think. In truth, I don't know what I think, so let me stop thinking and get back to the one thing that I am quite sure about - Morrisse...

All has been fairly quiet on the Moz front over the past few days, with Morrissey's only visit to The Wrong Arms being on Wednesday afternoon to make a comment on a list of songs I had tweeted as a request for the upcoming concerts. He tweeted, "None of the above" . The list included Trouble Loves Me, Pigsty, Israel, In Your Lap, My Love I'd Do Anything and Jacky's Only Happy. Surely at least one of those will be played... won't they ? In other news, Morrissey has been spotted in Soho House, which is a members drinking club in the heart of London. If he has been spending nights out on the town, it may explain those late night tweets that I mentioned in my last blog entry. In other, other news, the despicable and morbidly obese, LizzyCatMoz; who was heavily involved with our story in the early days before disappearing up her own backside, has once again been putting the boot into Morrissey on Twitter.....but I can't be bothered to write about her because s...

Following the publication of my blog entry on Thursday evening , Morrissey (as @Alfsbutton) took to Twitter and sent me the following, very touching, tweet: "I must commend you on today's blog. Utterly mesmerizing." My chest swelled with pride at this praise from the very highest level, and I tweeted to tell Our Mozzer that I was touched, and that the blog entry had taken me all day to write. My swollen chest was quickly deflated though, when Our Mozzer's contradictory side-kick, Ricky Dan (@nothappysad75) appeared in the Wrong Arms and tweeted, "All day? Christ, I'd have said twelve minutes tops to throw that nonsense together." - he is obviously still smarting at me suggesting that he didn't spend much time putting that Humanity thing of his together. It's just jealousy of course - Ricky may have earned millions of pounds over the past seven years writing films and things whilst I have earned nothing whatsoever writing FTM, but he and I both kn...

On Monday May 28 Our Mozzer (as @Alfsbutton) tweeted, "Free Tommy Robinson" . I wrote about the tweet the following day on this wonderful blog of mine . The  real Morrissey had NEVER  made mention in public of the broadcaster/political activist, Tommy Robinson. On Tuesday June 5 a new Morrissey interview was published on Tremr.com  - the interview was conducted by Fiona Dodwell. In the interview Morrissey stated, "It's very obvious that Labour or the Tories do not believe in free speech... I mean, look at the shocking treatment of Tommy Robinson ." Coincidence? YESSSSS! TOMMY ROBINSON - FIRST MENTIONED BY MORRISSEY ON TWITTER AS ALFSBUTTON On Thursday February 1 2018 Our Mozzer (as @DawnTheSecond) tweeted about Paloma Faith's voice as follows, "I do not think it's a voice. More a distressed chime. Or am I describing myself? One can hardly tell these days. I blame the sound of the lighthouse seagulls ." I wrote about the tweet the following da...

The last few weeks have been absolutely manic for me, with a number of family 'issues' taking up a lot of my time. On top of that I have also been: putting together a business merger, organising & playing cricket matches, carrying out the job for which I am paid, buying into a new business venture and packing up all my worldly goods in readiness for this month's house move. I also been doing tip runs galore and carting car loads of stuff to charity shops.  Finding time to write this blog has been challenging to say the least, but despite last Friday being the day of the business merge, I somehow found time to write a blog entry. The reason I was so keen to blog on Friday was because Morrissey (as Alfsbutton on Twitter) had given a wonderful quote that I wanted to report on as soon as possible, just in case the account got deleted, as has happened in the past. As I have stated a number of times over the past six (nearly seven) years, I truly believe FTM will become some ...

Our Mozzer (as @Alfsbutton) paid a visit to The Wrong Arms late last night and stayed from 10.15 to 12.40am...we had an extended licence. Moz appeared to be in good spirits, and interacted with a number of the regulars, including, Garrett (@MRLennon__40); who I still think might be one of Mozzers showbiz buddies, and also Contradictory Ricky Dan (@nothappysad75) who I am now absolutely 100% convinced is Ricky Gervais....although I have been known to get one or two things wrong....but not this time! RICKY 'CONTRADICTORY DAN' GERVAIS.....WHO IS ALSO QUITE POSSIBLY @BOBOGERVAIS ON TWITTER - HE HAS MORE PESSOAS THAN MOZZER Moz started his session by posting a Youtube clip of LBC's Maajid Nawaz talking about how the word Islamophobia should be scrapped. To hear this from Maajid will no doubt completely confuse the Social Justice Warriors, but their leader, Owen Jones will no doubt tell them how to react to it. I responded to Morrissey's posting of the clip by tweeting that ...