Tuesday June 12 2018 - A twelve minute wonder from the new Fletcher Lynd (The real and proper Day 2463)
Following the publication of my blog entry on Thursday evening, Morrissey (as @Alfsbutton) took to Twitter and sent me the following, very touching, tweet: "I must commend you on today's blog. Utterly mesmerizing."
My chest swelled with pride at this praise from the very highest level, and I tweeted to tell Our Mozzer that I was touched, and that the blog entry had taken me all day to write.
My swollen chest was quickly deflated though, when Our Mozzer's contradictory side-kick, Ricky Dan (@nothappysad75) appeared in the Wrong Arms and tweeted, "All day? Christ, I'd have said twelve minutes tops to throw that nonsense together." - he is obviously still smarting at me suggesting that he didn't spend much time putting that Humanity thing of his together. It's just jealousy of course - Ricky may have earned millions of pounds over the past seven years writing films and things whilst I have earned nothing whatsoever writing FTM, but he and I both know that in a hundred years from now, the world will still be talking about the cutting edge underground piece, Following The Mozziah, whilst absolutely NO ONE ANYWHERE will be talking of Special Correspondents.....come to think of it, no one anywhere is talking about Special Correspondents now!
Our Mozzer replied to Ricky Dan by tweeting, "I was being ironic. Is irony banned in 2018?", but when I then responded with, "thanks a bunch", Mozzer swayed back my way, tweeting, "Just kidding, I was very impressed. There was a favourite personal portrait of mine thrown in for good measure."
Also following the publication of Thursday's FTM, I received a Twitter DM from Our Mozzer which read, "If less than 20 comments on today's FTM I will close Alf." I shared this message with my 97 Twitter followers, and thankfully seventeen of us combined to leave enough comments to keep our favourite diva in situ.
In the very early hours of Friday morning - 1:49am to be exact - Our Mozzer posted, "Found Found Found", and as if by magic, up popped the mysterious Garrett (@MRLennon__40) who replied, "I really believe the more you give your trust and love the more you're bound to loose (sic)", to which M then wittingly came back with, "Foot loose and fan free?". I wonder if OM and Garrett had been out late, or if they were up early, and were they together? Hmm.
FOOT LOOSE AND FAN FREE
OM's next visit to The Wrong Arms came exactly twelve hours later, when he replied to my tweet of, "Morrissey is Jonathan Livingston". He asked, "Are you Fletcher Lynd?" I'd like to think so.
Morrissey's only other tweet of Friday was in response to newcomer, Wolf (@UZ_1966) tweeting, "I've heard the tongue now must be centred at all time", to which M rhetorically asked, "Or is that censored at all times?"
This blog entry will get no praise whatsoever, and was thrown together in twelve minutes. They can't all be Pulitzer prize winning candidates.
My chest swelled with pride at this praise from the very highest level, and I tweeted to tell Our Mozzer that I was touched, and that the blog entry had taken me all day to write.
My swollen chest was quickly deflated though, when Our Mozzer's contradictory side-kick, Ricky Dan (@nothappysad75) appeared in the Wrong Arms and tweeted, "All day? Christ, I'd have said twelve minutes tops to throw that nonsense together." - he is obviously still smarting at me suggesting that he didn't spend much time putting that Humanity thing of his together. It's just jealousy of course - Ricky may have earned millions of pounds over the past seven years writing films and things whilst I have earned nothing whatsoever writing FTM, but he and I both know that in a hundred years from now, the world will still be talking about the cutting edge underground piece, Following The Mozziah, whilst absolutely NO ONE ANYWHERE will be talking of Special Correspondents.....come to think of it, no one anywhere is talking about Special Correspondents now!
Our Mozzer replied to Ricky Dan by tweeting, "I was being ironic. Is irony banned in 2018?", but when I then responded with, "thanks a bunch", Mozzer swayed back my way, tweeting, "Just kidding, I was very impressed. There was a favourite personal portrait of mine thrown in for good measure."
Also following the publication of Thursday's FTM, I received a Twitter DM from Our Mozzer which read, "If less than 20 comments on today's FTM I will close Alf." I shared this message with my 97 Twitter followers, and thankfully seventeen of us combined to leave enough comments to keep our favourite diva in situ.
In the very early hours of Friday morning - 1:49am to be exact - Our Mozzer posted, "Found Found Found", and as if by magic, up popped the mysterious Garrett (@MRLennon__40) who replied, "I really believe the more you give your trust and love the more you're bound to loose (sic)", to which M then wittingly came back with, "Foot loose and fan free?". I wonder if OM and Garrett had been out late, or if they were up early, and were they together? Hmm.
FOOT LOOSE AND FAN FREE
OM's next visit to The Wrong Arms came exactly twelve hours later, when he replied to my tweet of, "Morrissey is Jonathan Livingston". He asked, "Are you Fletcher Lynd?" I'd like to think so.
Morrissey's only other tweet of Friday was in response to newcomer, Wolf (@UZ_1966) tweeting, "I've heard the tongue now must be centred at all time", to which M rhetorically asked, "Or is that censored at all times?"
This blog entry will get no praise whatsoever, and was thrown together in twelve minutes. They can't all be Pulitzer prize winning candidates.
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