Day 2474 - Peanuts!
Morrissey's appearance on Mexican TV yesterday has come in for a bit of a slating from some fans, with it being described as "chaotic". Morrissey's lip synching and the band's "wooden" dance moves have come in for particular criticism. I awoke this morning to find a comment posted on Twitter by Dawn (at 1:53am UK time, 7:53pm Mexico time) saying, "Blame for Sale El Sol must be directed @TheRatsBack also."
Great! Not only am I the fall-guy for MorrisseysWorld, I am now to blame for EVERYTHING!
Yesterday I reported that Morrissey (as Dawn) had sent me a Twitter message to say that they are recording, and I took this to mean that the band was recording/finishing the new album, but I may have been getting a little carried away. It has today been announced that Morrissey is recording a session for a Mexican TV station, to be screened later in the month, so perhaps this is what Dawn was referring to, and not a new album. I guess we will find out soon enough.
MORRISSEY SET - READY FOR 'IN SESSION FOR TNT'
Following publication of my blog entry of yesterday; in which I made mention of a certain Dan Abnormal now being convinced that Morrissey is behind this whole thing, a number of comments were left by Dan DENYING he believes, and suggesting that it is all the work of a faker, and that "at best, Morrissey plays along." What an unexpected turnaround!
After Dan had posted his comments, I received a Twitter DM from Dawn, which read, "How entertaining! I do like this Dan chap very much. I like the uncertainty his comments will bring."
I started to smell a rat....and I have a good sense of smell for rats!
For someone who now seems to be very much distancing themselves from believing, Dan has been VERY helpful in the past with things I have missed. For instance, last September; when Morfessa had tweeted, "Dawn of the Black Hearts", and I had no idea what it meant, who was it who pointed me in the right direction? DAN!
And just three days ago, when a new album was being discussed by me on FTM, who was it who posted a comment to remind us that Morfessa had mentioned new songs appearing soon? DAN!
It would seem to me that Doubting Dan is playing a game, and my thought is that perhaps old Mozzer has asked him to put people off the scent. Maybe M is concerned that all the recent 'coincidences' have been too much, and he feels this little secret world of his is in danger of being exposed.
I wouldn't want this secret world of ours to be exposed either, so I guess I shouldn't be trying to discredit Dan, I should just leave his comments there to let people be put off, but there is something in me that compels me to blog my thoughts. Also, I don't have any fear of our story being exposed - the masses really don't want to know about our world. Only yesterday I got into a discussion with a Morrissey fan on Twitter called Paddy Maguire (@ModernMorrissey), and he just wouldn't have it that this story of ours is real. Paddy tweeted, "He said last week he's not on twitter. He also stamped on a blue rose. I saw him at Ally Pally and he rejected every rose chucked at him. Just give up." - Clueless! We're quite safe.
MORRISSEY - ROSE REJECTER....WITH A ROSE AT THE ROYAL ALBERT HALL LAST WEEK
So, now that I have no fear of our amazing story being exposed, there is one question I need answered - Who is Dan Abnormal?
It did occur to me that it might be Moz himself, but then I remembered that Dan had tweeted me whilst Morrissey was on stage last Saturday at The Palladium, so that ruled him out.
I decided the best place to try and find clues about Dan was by looking through his tweets. This morning he tweeted, "Watched @rickygervais Humanity last night. Enjoyable would recommend." He then retweeted a few fans of Ricky Gervais.
Naturally, this got me suspicious, so with tongue firmly in cheek, I asked Dan, "Is Ricky Gervais still alive?" He replied, "Indeed. You should watch it. Might cheer you up!" I responded by saying, "I'm not uncheered! I saw one of the warm-up shows he did in Finchley....were you there?" and got the reply, "Regrettably not. I had a unfortunate run-in with a peanut."
For some reason, the comment about a peanut received a 'like' by Dawn.
Could it really be that Ricky Gervais is Dan, and is there an in joke between Gervais and Morrissey about a peanut? Morrissey has told us a number of times on this journey that Gervais was involved in writing some of the articles on the MorrisseysWorld blog. Hmm.
The only other person who I thought might be Dan is Bitchy Bobby Neville, but he has denied it.... well he would, wouldn't he, but I believe him.
One of the comments left on FTM yesterday by Dan was, "I am calling Dawn a liar". Following this, Dawn sent me a DM saying, "I do lie a lot - it's really useful..." - ain't that the truth!
Tomorrow, Morrissey plays the Viva Latino Festival.
MORRISSEY IN MEXICO EARLIER TODAY - IS THAT A MOBILE PHONE IN HIS HAND?
Great! Not only am I the fall-guy for MorrisseysWorld, I am now to blame for EVERYTHING!
Yesterday I reported that Morrissey (as Dawn) had sent me a Twitter message to say that they are recording, and I took this to mean that the band was recording/finishing the new album, but I may have been getting a little carried away. It has today been announced that Morrissey is recording a session for a Mexican TV station, to be screened later in the month, so perhaps this is what Dawn was referring to, and not a new album. I guess we will find out soon enough.
MORRISSEY SET - READY FOR 'IN SESSION FOR TNT'
Following publication of my blog entry of yesterday; in which I made mention of a certain Dan Abnormal now being convinced that Morrissey is behind this whole thing, a number of comments were left by Dan DENYING he believes, and suggesting that it is all the work of a faker, and that "at best, Morrissey plays along." What an unexpected turnaround!
After Dan had posted his comments, I received a Twitter DM from Dawn, which read, "How entertaining! I do like this Dan chap very much. I like the uncertainty his comments will bring."
I started to smell a rat....and I have a good sense of smell for rats!
For someone who now seems to be very much distancing themselves from believing, Dan has been VERY helpful in the past with things I have missed. For instance, last September; when Morfessa had tweeted, "Dawn of the Black Hearts", and I had no idea what it meant, who was it who pointed me in the right direction? DAN!
And just three days ago, when a new album was being discussed by me on FTM, who was it who posted a comment to remind us that Morfessa had mentioned new songs appearing soon? DAN!
It would seem to me that Doubting Dan is playing a game, and my thought is that perhaps old Mozzer has asked him to put people off the scent. Maybe M is concerned that all the recent 'coincidences' have been too much, and he feels this little secret world of his is in danger of being exposed.
I wouldn't want this secret world of ours to be exposed either, so I guess I shouldn't be trying to discredit Dan, I should just leave his comments there to let people be put off, but there is something in me that compels me to blog my thoughts. Also, I don't have any fear of our story being exposed - the masses really don't want to know about our world. Only yesterday I got into a discussion with a Morrissey fan on Twitter called Paddy Maguire (@ModernMorrissey), and he just wouldn't have it that this story of ours is real. Paddy tweeted, "He said last week he's not on twitter. He also stamped on a blue rose. I saw him at Ally Pally and he rejected every rose chucked at him. Just give up." - Clueless! We're quite safe.
MORRISSEY - ROSE REJECTER....WITH A ROSE AT THE ROYAL ALBERT HALL LAST WEEK
So, now that I have no fear of our amazing story being exposed, there is one question I need answered - Who is Dan Abnormal?
It did occur to me that it might be Moz himself, but then I remembered that Dan had tweeted me whilst Morrissey was on stage last Saturday at The Palladium, so that ruled him out.
I decided the best place to try and find clues about Dan was by looking through his tweets. This morning he tweeted, "Watched @rickygervais Humanity last night. Enjoyable would recommend." He then retweeted a few fans of Ricky Gervais.
Naturally, this got me suspicious, so with tongue firmly in cheek, I asked Dan, "Is Ricky Gervais still alive?" He replied, "Indeed. You should watch it. Might cheer you up!" I responded by saying, "I'm not uncheered! I saw one of the warm-up shows he did in Finchley....were you there?" and got the reply, "Regrettably not. I had a unfortunate run-in with a peanut."
For some reason, the comment about a peanut received a 'like' by Dawn.
Could it really be that Ricky Gervais is Dan, and is there an in joke between Gervais and Morrissey about a peanut? Morrissey has told us a number of times on this journey that Gervais was involved in writing some of the articles on the MorrisseysWorld blog. Hmm.
The only other person who I thought might be Dan is Bitchy Bobby Neville, but he has denied it.... well he would, wouldn't he, but I believe him.
One of the comments left on FTM yesterday by Dan was, "I am calling Dawn a liar". Following this, Dawn sent me a DM saying, "I do lie a lot - it's really useful..." - ain't that the truth!
Tomorrow, Morrissey plays the Viva Latino Festival.
MORRISSEY IN MEXICO EARLIER TODAY - IS THAT A MOBILE PHONE IN HIS HAND?
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